THE FUNNIEST MOVIE REVIEW EVER

Here's what the New York Daily News had to say about Madonna's ridiculously titled directorial debut, Filth And Wisdom, which, to be honest, I'd never heard of until a few moments ago. (Between recording her latest CD, promoting it and planning a tour, when did she even find time to cowrite and direct a film?)

"...an atrocious mess that feels like it was written by the Madonna character in Desperately Seeking Susan and directed by the Madonna character in Who's The Girl."

Pardon me while I die laughing.