Monday, March 3, 2014

The 10 Best Oscar-Related Facebook Status Updates

Thank you, Facebook friends (especially Vagner Whitehead, Matthew Rettenmund, Ellyn Solis, Joseph Eid, Trey Speegle, Thom Geier, Marla Garfield and Simone Smalls), for once again being the most entertaining thing about the Academy Awards.

If Sandy does not win, she'll be upset, though it won't show on her face....

John Travolta, Kevin Spacey, THE WIZARD OF OZ, Bette Midler...this Oscars is gayer than rimming.

I refuse to state the obvious about Kim Novak, who starred in one of the very best movies ever made. Okay, I'll say it: The middle part of her face looks amazing! The east and west wings are a bit out of control. Please watch VERTIGO, if you've never seen it.

Lupita to herself: WHO is that old woman in the blue dress that just hugged me?

Can I please look like Sidney Poitier when I am 90. (Editor's note: He's only 87!)

EDINA! KILL ME NOW. Worst song ever...like heavy metal for 6 year olds...

What, John Travolta doesn't know who played Elphaba in #Wicked? Maybe he isn't gay after all. #oscars

Jared Leto looks like a stoner ice cream man. Also: still hot.

So Darlene Love sings because she's HAPPY, too, Pharrell!

"The world is round people." CATE
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